I have not fallen off the face of earth, but I have been in Florida. I was hanging out with Mickey in the happiest place on earth, Disney World. But I would really like to rename it the Fat-est Place on Earth. By no means am I a thin person, but at Disney World I would consider myself a thin person. Had I not been sweating like a pig, because of the humidity, I could have found myself a date. In comparison to most people there I was HOT! I think Disney World is a sad representation, but an accurate representation, of America. We are FAT, FAT, FAT people. Now, Disney World is a very large place and there is a lot of walking. My feet were very tired by the end of the first day. My ankles also hurt and let me tell you why...
That's right...the motorized scooter!! People you are fat, get up out of the "rent-a-scooter" and WALK!! It's not like they give these people a driving test before they hand over the keys to the scooter, nope, they pay the fee and away they go running into my ankles. I even was witness to some lady almost get whip lash because she ran into the railing in line. That's right, in line, come on people your standing in line, you don't need a scooter!!! How lazy have we become as Americans that we can't even go to Disney World without a stupid motorized scooter? These scooters were EVERYWHERE! I think there needs to be a physical fitness test before entering Disney World, there should be NO rent-a-scooters aloud. Once again, I am not the thinnest or most fit, but if I can walk for 5 days around Disney World, than so can you!
2 comments:
How much do I LOVE you???? You're crazy hilarious and I think we have a date next week, no?
I'd like to tell you that I am sorry about your ankles; however, if they did not ache then this giggle enducing post would not exist so thank you for taking one for the team!!!!
Disney World is very nice, but I like Disneyland better.
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