Not my sign but I want it to be....

I HATE my neighbors.

I don't have a dog in my townhouse because the yards are so small and just one pile of crap makes it even smaller.

Be respectful and pick up after your dog.

Don't let your dog out the door to wonder to my yard.

I have asked nicely and it continues.

So last week while my parents were here I was talking very loudly outside about the piles in my back yard. My dad said, "I'll bring the shovel and throw it in their yard."

Interesting.....I think they heard.

No more piles!

Sometimes you just can't be nice.